What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

-”She is very sexyful!”